1. |
granny and the goat
03:57
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It was the schools summer fete and the weather was wet
Granny made cheese for a stall
She milked her auld goat used the recipe wrote
in the hand of Mrs McCall
The cheese she'd donate for her Grandaughter Kate
To help the school build a new hall
She wrapped it up nice and packed it in ice
She felt like the bell of the ball
My Granny's great, you'd never know she was eighty five
My Granny's great, she's so busy and so full of life
The weather turned fine they had a nice time
The cheese sold like e's in the park
So sad to say at the end of the day
The tale turns so very dark
The whole Toon was shocked and the residents rocked
When neighbours were sickly and died
It was the talk of the Toon brought the Journalists roon
The question that they asked was why?
Next the Police, then came the FSA
We know the Police, but who is this FSA?
Meantime the goat ate grass it never was asked
To make cheese for the new school hall
It just donnered aboot snipping grass at the root
Not a care in it's world at all
Then came the men from the FSA wiping teats and milking away
Not like Granny in her pinnie but with white coats
In a very studious way
My Granny's great, I've been a lucky goat all my life
My Granny's great, so busy and so full of life
The headlines read that poor folks were dead
And others were seriously ill
It was a cheese that they ate sold at a school fete
Made by a goat named Bill
Poor Granny's aged, you'd swear she was a hundred and five
Poor Bill was caged, she'll be lucky if she makes it alive
In a matter of time the headlines declined
And the story began to subside
Granny killed the goat with a knife at it's throat
Now everything's alright
You can't have a goat
That makes cheese that takes peoples lives
The death of the goat
Made everything alright
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2. |
jealousy's an angry liar
04:27
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jealousy's an angry liar
Out from a room
At the back of the bar
He stumbled
Broken and bruised
Blood spewed
From his lips
As he mumbled
That he loved her so
And if any man
Thought they'd
Do better
Then go tell the guy
In the backroom
And tell him
I sent you
When you love someone like fire
The heat of your desire
Can play games inside your mind
Jealousy's an angry liar
She hit him a slap
And cursed the day
That she met him
Called him every name
Exept the one
He was given
Pulled off a ring
And tossed it outside
To the heavens
She cried!
I just can't
Take no more
Of this obsession
My eyes fix on the floor
Avoiding attention
I stare straight at a wall
Or at my reflection
I'm supposed to be in love
Not a possesion
When you're loved
By someone like fire
There's no room for your desire
This love your wings doth bind
Jealousy's an angry liar
When you love someone like fire
The heat of your desire
Can play games inside your mind
Jealousy's an angry liar
An angry liar, angry liar, angry liar.
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3. |
your truth's so cruel
02:51
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your truth's so cruel
When you leave
Mary don't you look back
When you leave
Mary, no don't look back
No time for leavin
Then comin right back
When you leave
Mary don't you look back
All that I say
Won't make you stay
Nothing I do
Is good enough for you
My black's your blue
My truth untrue
Your truth's so cruel
So when you leave
Mary, don't you look back
Go on youself
And don't you come home
There is no worth
In one love alone
Your heart has flown
So long ago
You say you've grown?
Mary I don't know
When you leave
Mary don't you look back
When you leave
Mary, no don't look back
No time for leavin
Then comin right back
When you leave
Mary don't you look back
All that I say
Won't make you stay
Nothing I do
Is good enough for you
My black's your blue
My truth untrue
Your truth's so cruel
So when you leave
Mary don't you look back
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4. |
so many things
02:01
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so many things
There's so many things
I should have told you
So many times
I should have said
So many rings
I bought for you
But I never did
I bought them
In my head
You were the one
Who told me
It was forever
And I believed
Every word you said
There's one thing
That I did say
You might remember
If you cheated on me
I'd "shoot the fucker dead"
Now I'm standing here
And he's lyin there before me
I shot him where it can't be sung or read
And I'm sorry darlin
But this will hurt forever
"But I love her"
Was the last thing
That he said
"But I love her"
Was the last thing
That he said.
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5. |
squinty bridge
03:25
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squinty bridge
Saw you walkin
On your own
Along the river Clyde
People talk
And it is known
That she's
Not by your side
Lonely figure
Like a ghost
Your loss
It fills the air
Oh! the joy
A feeling most
Of our people share
But for me
It's a feeling
That no other
Can compare
She's not walking
By your side
Not here
Or anywhere
Here
Or anywhere
Loved her once
And I love her still
In an instant
She was gone
Married to another
To whom a child
Was born
She wasn't mine
I didn't mind
I'd have loved her
As my own
But her Father's will
Did surely kill
The bird
Fore it had flown
To the side
I stepped
With deep regret
When out
My heart was thrown
You my best friend
With my love
Me there
On my own
Me there
On my own
Looking at you
From the Squinty Bridge
Oh! what a view
From the Squinty Bridge
In these streets
That we have played
Since we were
Only four
We were friends forever
And wanted nothing more
Fought a thousand battles
Even won a war
Killed a million baddies
If I'd only known the score
If I'd only known the score
That you my friend
Were the baddest one
The baddest
Of them all
That you
Would crush
The rose I held
You could not
Kill me more
To see her
Have to walk with you
And push the child
She bore
Drank myself to death
And back again
And still I wanted more
Still I wanted more
Looking at you
From the Squinty Bridge
Looking at you
From the Squinty Bridge
She's standing
With me
On the Squinty Bridge
We're looking at you
From the Squinty Bridge
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6. |
what's this love?
03:11
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what's this love?
I loved you
When you were fat
Now I love you
And you're slim
You know that
I will love you
When you're
Fat again
You know that
I will love you
When you're
Fat again
She loved me
When I was young
Now she loves me
And I am old
And I know that
She will love me
When I'm
Dead and cold
And I know that
She will love me
When I'm
Dead and cold
What's this love
That appears
In every verse
Written on cards
At birth
Spelled out
In flowers
On a hearse
I loved you
When you were fat
Now I love you
And you're slim
You know that
I will love you
When you're
Fat again
She loved me
When I was young
Now she loves me
And I am old
And I know that
She will love me
When I'm
Dead and cold
What's this love
That appears
In every verse
Written on cards
At birth
Spelled out
In flowers
On a hearse
Me
I'm not
A young man
And she
Will soon
Be fat
Yet love
It is
That binds us
Simple as that.
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7. |
havin a laugh
02:13
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havin a laugh
Twas a bright sunny morn
From the first crack of dawn
And the grass it was greener than green
Up gets yer man
With a fag in his hand
That he lit fore he finished his sleep
He stumbled around
For the whisky he found
Well, he stole as he was leavin the scene
There on the floor
All blood and gore
Lay a woman dead at his feet
Fuck me! said the man
Do I need a plan
I must have killed the wummin in ma sleep
A gun at her side
And her eyes open wide
Such a terrible sight to see
There's blood on the doors
The walls and the floor
And a big big hole in her head
Says the gun at her side
It sure looks like mine
Or that lighter she pulled out on me
She was havin a laugh
With a gun at ma arse
That lit cigarettes, so funny
They both looked the same
Maybe I'm no to blame
So he sat down and called the police
In a matter of time
Everything was fine
Much to the poor guys relief
When forensics told
The seargent there
That she shot herself in the head
It seems that she had lit a fag
In the radically mistaken belief
That a flame would come out the other side
But a bullet ripped through her teeth
It was a bright sunny morn
From the first crack of dawn
And the grass it was greener than green
Tae bed said the man
With a fag in his hand
That he smoked while he lay there asleep
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8. |
yella motor
04:15
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yella motor
In a fit of madness
A schoolboy
Dream come true
While admiring
A Mercedes Benz
You decided
That it was for you
So you call
The salesman
And ask
How you go about
Purchasing such a beauty
And can I try it out
Oh! Tam
Why'd ye buy
A big daft
Yella Motor
On a drip
Ye could'nea dry
A big gutsy
Yella motor
Yella yella
Yella yella motor
Fur a small deposit
This baby
Could be yours
Can ye just imagine
How the ladies
Would flock tae you
Do ye understand the agreement
Three twenty pounds
Per month
And huv ye got yer switch card
Ye can pay yer deposit now
Oh! Tam
Why'd ye buy
A big daft
Yella Motor
On a drip
Ye could'nea dry
A big gutsy
Yella motor
Yella yella
Yella yella motor
Tam has got
His keys now
The Merc
Is in the bag
It's an awful lot
Of payments
Three years
Tae be exact
Oh! Tam
Why'd ye buy
A big daft
Yella Motor
On a drip
Ye could'nea dry
A big gutsy
Yella motor
Yella yella
Yella yella motor
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