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mrs alphabet's 26 kids

from tinam songs by tinam and gerrybhoy

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© 2012 Marshall and Callaghan

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Mrs Alphabets 26 kids


She saw his surname in the phonebook
& thought oooh id like to marry Jim
I'd be Mrs Alphabet
& I could have 26 kids by him


she rang him up & asked him out
& got him into bed
by the time the first one arrived
they were already wed


Alan brenda charlie dolly
ellie frankie gerry holly
ian johnny kate & lenny
michael nancy ollie penny
16 down just 10 to go
her resolve began to grow


It wasnt all plain sailing
Jim ran out of fizz
behind his back she slept with Jack
the next 3 were not his


Queenie robert susie tom
una viv will xena yvonne
she only needed just 1 more
& she'd have the full score


she laid down in the labour ward
said thankyou to the gods
“Mrs Alphabet, it looks like your all set”
& then she produced quads!

DAMN!


No I'm Mrs Alphabet , 29s no use!
she screamed & shouted
swore & pouted
the gods got the abuse.
Jim came in to see her
she laid there full of woe
“Ive thought it thru & in my view
3 have got to go!"


Alan brenda charlie dolly
ellie frankie gerry holly
ian johnny kate & lenny
michael nancy ollie penny
29 must be decreased
which 3 do I like the least?

(c) tina marshall 2011

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from tinam songs, released October 12, 2012
Lyrics by Tina Marshall, music by Gerry Callaghan.

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